Drunken reveller, 22, fell off hotel bed and was impaled through the nostril by her own UMBRELLA

A drunken reveller had a lucky escape when she impaled her face on an umbrella after a boozy drinking session. Jessica Yates fell off a hotel bed and onto one of the spokes of her recently discarded umbrella, which pierced into her nose, sliced down through her gum and into her mouth. But the 22-year-old, from Solihull, West Midlands, admitted she had 'drunk so much she could not feel the pain' initially. Friend Laura Sullivan dialled 999 as the black and green umbrella was stuck fast and too dangerously placed to pull out. Miss Yates instead went to meet the paramedics with the umbrella still hanging from her face. She was rushed to hospital where most of it was cut away to leave a six-inch spike still embedded through her nose.

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