Key West man accused of sitting on his cockatoo

Police say Douglas Kutney, 67, ripped out several feathers and attempted to sit on his pet cockatoo, shocking more than 20 onlookers near Mallory Square, where tourists gather to watch the sun set each night.

Officer Jeffrey Dean wrote in his report that an intoxicated Kutney was "striking the bird, ripping out its feathers, flipping the bird and squeezing it and attempting to sit on the bird" a little before 7 p.m. Saturday.

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