After Jesus chased a family up a tree and got pepper-sprayed by the police, a Norwegian farmer now feels he has little option but to chuck the offending goat on the barbecue.
Dramatic scenes unfolded on a small island off the south coast of Norway on Saturday evening when Jesus the billy goat got gruff with a mother and her child.
The terrified holidaymakers sought shelter in a tree while the father of the family called the police.
Arriving on the island in the Søgne region, officers quickly found that the horny 80-kilo creature was in no mood to be grilled by the law, news website fvn.no reports.
“It charged straight at a constable, leading to what can only be described as a fight between the two. It was really angry,” police officer Børge Steinsland told fvn.no.
When Jesus refused to relent, the officers had little choice but to whip out the weapon nearest at hand, Steinsland said.
“They were quite simply forced to use pepper spray to drive the wild animal away.”
http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/horny-jesus-hits-cop-with-massive-butt
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