Iraqi suicide bomb pupils fail finals in extremist training class as 22 die

I don't know whether to laugh my pants off or feel sorry for these crash test cunts.... I'll take the first!

A bumbling bomb builder killed himself and 21 of his fellow terrorists Monday in Iraq when a device he was showing them how to make ignited and exploded in a fiery blast. According to Iraqi officials, the wannabe terrorists were gathered around the instructor learning how to make car bombs and explosive belts when one of the belts malfunctioned and blew them to hell. The blundering tutor was not identified by name, but an Iraqi Army officer told the New York Times he was known as a recruiter of young militants who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/iraqi-extremists-accidentally-set-car-bomb-21-killed-article-1.1608735

Christians threaten to BOYCOTT Costco after pastor posts picture of Bibles labeled 'Fiction' in the book section

Somebody finally put that book under the right label!

Some fundamentalist Christians are threatening to boycott Costco after a pastor in Southern California posted a picture of Bibles at one store labeled 'Fiction'. Caleb Kaltenbach, the lead pastor at non-denominational Discovery Church in Simi Valley, was shopping at Costco for a present for his wife when he came across the bibles and found the label strange. Unable to find a store employee to question, Mr Kaltenbach snapped a picture of one of the Bibles and posted it to Twitter. 'Costco has Bibles for sale under the genre of FICTION. Hmmmm...' he wrote.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512229/Christians-threaten-BOYCOTT-Costco-pastor-posts-picture-Bibles-labeled-Fiction-book-section.html

White supremacist discovers he is part black

Craig Cobb, a white supremacist who wants to ban all blacks from a small North Dakotan town discovers that he has African ancestry

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10442971/White-supremacist-discovers-he-is-part-black.html

Art film showing a naked man rubbing himself against Christ on the crucifix prompts priest to take legal action against Polish culture ministry

A Polish priest has filed charges against the culture ministry after it backed a controversial art film showing a naked man rubbing his genitals against an image of Christ. The shocking film - exhibited at the Warsaw Centre for Contemporary Art in Poland - shows a naked man writhing on and licking the statue of Jesus. It has provoked a furious backlash from religious leaders and politicians. Father Tadeusz Rydzyk said that he had referred the artist, gallery and the Ministry that sponsored the event to prosecutors. He said: 'We are filing a complaint against this pseudo-artist for insulting our God and against the Ministry of Culture for wasting public money on this obscenity.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2483341/Art-film-showing-naked-man-rubbing-Christ-crucifix-prompts-priest-legal-action-Polish-culture-ministry.html

HALLOWEEN PARTY (1953)

This must be the scariest shit I've seen in years...

Illinois church looks like male private parts when viewed from Google Earth

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if the architect pulled a number on them... If he did? I salute him...

This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of "Rising Up." That's because the Christian Science Society's building — in the appropriately-named town of Dixon — looks like a giant phallus from space. From street-level, there appears to be nothing comical about the edifice. But a God's eye view transforms the erection into a dead ringer for an enormous member. Eagle-eyed Redditors using Google Earth first spotted the likeness earlier this week.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/church-male-private-parts-google-earth-article-1.1501227

6.66 the number of the bleat: Polish exorcists warn against price of goats' cheese

Appearing in a catalogue promoting a "French Week" at the Lidl supermarket chain, and without a decimal point, the price, for the exorcists, bore too great a similarity to 666, the number of the beast recorded in the Bible. The fact that it adorned a cheese with an image of a goat on it exacerbated their fears as goats also with come with their own satanic symbolism. "I can clearly see the sign of Satan and the horns," said exorcist Elzbieta Gas. "It is significant because there are people out there who can feel evil energy, and this is for them. "In the world there is a struggle between the forces of light and darkness, and here you can see that evil prevailed," she added.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10344484/6.66-the-number-of-the-bleat-Polish-exorcists-warn-against-price-of-goats-cheese.html

Man arrested for stealing 200 bicycle seats for their 'scent of a woman'

TOKYO — Kanagawa Prefectural Police have arrested a man for stealing three seats from women’s electric bicycles in a housing complex at around 4 a.m. on Aug 24. After searching Kondo’s home, they uncovered a further 200 seats. According to police, Joji Kondo admitted to the crimes saying “I wanted to smell the lingering scent of a woman.” MSN News Japan reported the 35-year-old as saying “I like the texture of the leather and the smell it has. I would lick it and sniff it.” The three seats were valued at 18,000 yen and the other 200 were estimated to cost a further 1,200,000 yen in total. According to the investigation, Kondo targeted bicycles which were also fitted with child seats, so he knew it had a woman rider.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/man-arrested-for-stealing-200-bicycle-seats-for-their-scent-of-a-woman

Spanish matador tossed into the air like a ragdoll after being gored in the backside during bullfight

What a sight to behold ladies and gentlemen...!

A Spanish matador was gored in the backside, just weeks after returning to the sport after a career-threatening injury. Rafael Cerro was thrown into the air by the charging 75 stone bull before being hit in the backside in front of hundreds of people at the Las Ventas bullring in Madrid. In April, the 23-year-old needed surgery after he was gored by a bull in another bullfight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2347415/The-bull-mightier-sword-Spanish-matador-tossed-air-like-ragdoll-gored-backside-bullfight.html

Aleister Crowley - Leah Sublime

http://archive.org/stream/LeahSublime/sublime#page/n0/mode/2up

Father who set up video to capture 'paranormal' activity accidentally films his girlfriend having sex with his teenage son instead

A father who rigged up a video camera in his kitchen to capture ghosts he thought were haunting his house accidentally caught his girlfriend making love to his teenage son instead. Convinced his home had been overrun by supernatural spirits, the man, from Tasmania, Australia, set up the camcorder in his kitchen, pressed record and went to work. But when he returned to view the footage his paranoia turned to horror as he watched his partner of 11 years enter the room and begin canoodling with his 16-year-old son.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328322/Father-set-video-capture-paranormal-activity-accidentally-films-girlfriend-having-sex-teenage-son-instead.html

'Jedi' religion most popular alternative faith

Today's Census figures show that 176,632 people in England and Wales identify themselves as Jedi Knights, making it the most popular faith in the "Other Religions" category on the Census and the seventh most popular faith overall.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9737886/Jedi-religion-most-popular-alternative-faith.html

Bruised and swollen, the face of a 'burglar' who broke into the home of a boxer

Swollen and bloodshot, this is the face of an alleged burglar who broke into the home of a kick-boxer. Jonathan Wise, 19, is being held by Oklahoma City Police on suspicion of burglary, after allegedly breaking into the home of a kickboxing personal trainer. When he was arrested, Wise was sporting two black eyes and required stitches, following an altercation between him and homeowner Norm Houston. Houston, who weighs 220lbs and is five foot six inches tall, told Oklahoma's KFOR News Channel: 'I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door. 'I swung open my backdoor and somebody was standing there.' Houston said Wise entered the home by breaking a side-window to access the garage. When Houston confronted the 19-year-old, Wise is alleged to have thrown the first punch, before Houston began defending his property. Police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said: 'The burglar started out by apologising to him for getting into the garage, and said he had fixed the damage - only to follow that up by punching him in the face.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245791/Bruised-swollen-face-suspected-burglar-broke-home-boxer.html

Mayan apocalypse: panic spreads as December 21 nears

List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events via Wikipedia

Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year "Long Count" Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them. The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9730618/Mayan-apocalypse-panic-spreads-as-December-21-nears.html

The Wolf At The Door

Via: http://kevinislaughter.tumblr.com/

Chinese man sues his wife for being ugly, and the court AGREES... awarding him £75,000

-Jian Feng was confused after his wife gave birth to an 'incredibly ugly' baby
-He accused her of cheating and she admitted to spending £62,000 on plastic surgery
-He then claimed she got him to marry her under false pretenses

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223718/Chinese-man-sues-wife-ugly-court-AGREES--awarding-120-000.html

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE in 60 seconds with clay

eBay bans spells and potions

Budding warlocks and sorcerers will have to go elsewhere for their magical supplies. Ebay is banning the sale of "metaphysical goods" such as potions and spells. The Wall Street Journal reports the online shopping and auction giant will stop selling the items, which make up a good chunk of its inventory, starting Thursday. The company has allowed the sales since 1995 and had tens of thousands of listings in the category. Tabetha Berry, 50, told the newspaper she makes 80% of her income selling psychic readings on the site. (Selling what...?! That's right... BULLSHIT!)

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/30/ebay-bans-spells-and-potions

Now you can have your fears licked with horror-movie-inspired 'ice screams'

Horror movies often inspire nightmares and trepidation but some of Hollywood’s most chilling characters have now inspired a line of ‘ice screams’. Becoming terror on a stick, these ice lollies have been made in the shape of famously terrifying 1980s horror movie characters including Freddy Krueger and Chucky. Each character is a different flavour, creating tasty but disgusting-look treats for hard-core horror fans with a sweet tooth.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2195445/Horror-movie-inspired-ice-screams-Freddy-Krueger-Chucky-designed-Stoyn-firm.html

Christian outrage as Basic Instinct director plans film of Jesus being the child of Roman soldier who raped Virgin Mary

If you know anything about Paul Verhoeven (Robocop, Total Recall, Black Book etc.), you know this movie is going to totally insult Christianity and all the bullshit that comes with it... I'm loving it already!

The script has not even been written yet, but a film disputing the immaculate conception of Jesus is already causing controversy. Paul Verhoeven, who worked on the 1992 film Basic Instinct, will direct the film which will suggest that Jesus is not the son of God and instead he was conceived after his mother Mary was raped by a Roman soldier. The film will be based on Verhoeven's 2010 book, Jesus of Nazareth, which discounts the events commonly attributed to the life of Christ.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2164895/Christian-outrage-Basic-Instinct-director-plans-film-Jesus-child-Roman-soldier-raped-Virgin-Mary.html