Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Man crushed by giant crucifix honoring late Pope John Paul II

Exodus 20:23 …2"I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. 3"You shall have no other gods before Me. 4"You shall not make for yourself an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth.…

Cross referenced...certified dead... It's stupidity at play when people say they believe yet have no clue what anything means in the bible. They, like anyone else, do what they want when it suits them, which is fine by me cause that's the way it should be. But don't go running around yelling the bible is the word of some fictitious character and everything in it should be followed accordingly on pain of death (pun intended). Expect fingers to be pointed at you cause of  your severe hypocrisy... dumbass...

An Italian man has been crushed to death by a giant crucifix, built to honour the late Pope John Paul II. The 100 foot-high crucifix, which weighed 600 kg, fell on the unlucky victim, Marco Gusmini, during a ceremony in the northern Italian village of Cevo, near Brescia, ahead of the Pope's canonization on Sunday. In a strange twist, it emerged that Gusmini lived on a street named after another Pope — Pope John XXIII — who will also be canonized on Sunday. Gusmini had been taking photos with a group of friends when the crucifix collapsed, reported the Telegraph.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-crushed-giant-crucifix-honoring-late-pope-john-paul-ii-article-1.1769901

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Woman killed on a snowmobile speeding ahead of her boyfriend's after she chose to ride with their friend because he was a 'safer' driver

A 20-year-old woman killed while sharing a snowmobile driven by her allegedly intoxicated friend thought she had chosen the safer driver. Victoria Henderson died on Wednesday night after flying off the back of a snowmobile operated by Nicholas Krenz and hitting an ice shack on frozen Bone Lake, Wisconsin. Krenz, 21, allegedly veered to avoid the shack, throwing the young woman off. Henderson's boyfriend Thomas Mergens was trailing the pair on a separate snowmobile when the accident happened about 10pm. Ironically, Henderson, from the western Wisconsin town of Luck, had refused to ride with her boyfriend because she felt he drove too fast.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541576/Woman-killed-snowmobile-speeding-ahead-boyfriends-chose-ride-safer-driver.html

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Horror for mother-of-two as she live-tweets deadly car accident... only to discover it was her husband who had been killed

In a heartbreaking turn of events that unfolded on social media over the course of two hours, a Washington woman unintentionally live-tweeted the car accident that her own husband was fatally injured in. Caran Johnson, 41, who goes by the Twitter handle @ScanCouver began tweeting about a two-car collision that occurred on Interstate 205 southbound in Vancouver at around 1.40 pm Pacific time on Wednesday. However, as she updated her followers on the scene of the accident, the state police scanner enthusiast became increasingly worried when she realized her husband, Craig Johnson, 47, would be traveling home on the same route. Her tweets quickly became harrowing as the frantic mother wrote that not only was her husband late, but he hadn't answered his phone as she began to suspect the worst - only for her profile to be suddenly updated with the stark words, 'it's him. he died.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518556/Horror-mother-live-tweets-deadly-car-accident--discover-husband-killed-it.html

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Trainee psychologist, 27, died after taking cocktail of drink, cocaine and legal highs with boyfriend as she celebrated new job helping drug users

A psychologist died of a drug overdose after taking a lethal cocktail of spirits, cocaine and psychedelic legal highs while she was celebrating landing a job as a support worker for drug addicts. Jennifer Whiteley, 27, took class A drugs and 'bombs' of Benzo Fury with her boyfriend at her family home while her parents were away on holiday. She began sweating profusely and passed out during the drug binge, but although she was rushed to hospital doctors were unable to save her. At the time of her death, Miss Whiteley had traces of nine recreational drugs in her system, an inquest heard.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2514277/Trainee-psychologist-Jennifer-Whiteley-died-taking-drug-cocktail.html

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

White supremacist discovers he is part black

Craig Cobb, a white supremacist who wants to ban all blacks from a small North Dakotan town discovers that he has African ancestry

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10442971/White-supremacist-discovers-he-is-part-black.html

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Illinois church looks like male private parts when viewed from Google Earth

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if the architect pulled a number on them... If he did? I salute him...

This Illinois church may want to rethink its motto of "Rising Up." That's because the Christian Science Society's building — in the appropriately-named town of Dixon — looks like a giant phallus from space. From street-level, there appears to be nothing comical about the edifice. But a God's eye view transforms the erection into a dead ringer for an enormous member. Eagle-eyed Redditors using Google Earth first spotted the likeness earlier this week.



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/church-male-private-parts-google-earth-article-1.1501227

Friday, October 11, 2013

Father killed by truck as he walked across America in memory of gay 15-year-old son who committed suicide after being bullied at school

A grieving father has been run over and killed during an attempt to walk across America in a campaign against homophobic bullying after his gay son took his own life earlier this year. Joe Bell was struck by a truck in eastern Colorado on Wednesday evening as he walked along the shoulder of a highway. The 48-year-old from Oregon began his 5,000-mile walk in April to raise awareness about gay rights after the death of his 15-year-old son Jadin in January.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2453092/Jadin-Bells-father-Joe-killed-tribute-walk.html

Thursday, August 1, 2013

British father-of-two killed in head-on rickshaw collision after travelling to India to attend his father's funeral

A British father-of-two has died in a head-on rickshaw collision during a trip to India where he was attending his father's funeral. Aji Vengalil Joseph, 43, sustained catastrophic head injuries when he was flung from the three-wheeled taxi as it smashed into another rickshaw. The vehicle landed on him and he was left in a coma for 17 days before he died.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382591/British-father-killed-head-rickshaw-collision-travelling-India-attend-fathers-funeral.html

Sunday, June 9, 2013

North Carolina couple, married 61 years, dies just 7 hours apart

They just couldn't bear to be apart. A North Carolina couple married for 61 years are united in life and death — after they both died on the same day. Bea Greene, 78, died 6:50 a.m. Friday after losing a brave six-month battle against cancer. Within seven hours her husband Tommy, 79 — who'd been admitted to hospital with chest pains Thursday night — died from cardiac arrest. The Rock Hill resident was surrounded by some of their five children, eight grandchildren and 11 great-grandchildren as he passed away. Rev. Dave Kiehn, of Park Baptist Church, said when a friend asked Bea what Tommy would do if she died before him, she replied: "I don't know. I guess I'll just take him with me."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/couple-married-61-years-dies-7-hours-article-1.1366019

Monday, April 29, 2013

Woman shoots husband dead as he tried to give her gun safety lesson as their two young children slept upstairs

A woman has been arrested after she shot and killed her husband as he gave her a gun safety lesson in their home outside Philadelphia. Michele Wanko, 42, told police that she and William Wanko, 42, had been 'casually drinking' vodka and lemonade for more than six hours when Mr Wanko took her into the basement to show her how to use his guns about 4am on Saturday. Their two young sons, age 2 and 5, were sleeping upstairs when Mrs Wanko racked the slide on a semi-automatic pistol and shot her husband in the chest, police say. 'I can't believe you shot me!' Mr Wanko said before he collapsed, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316344/Michele-Wanko-Woman-arrested-shooting-husband-dead-gun-safety-lesson.html

Friday, March 15, 2013

Man, 50, commits suicide by shooting himself in the head in front of shocked firearm safety class at gun range

A 50-year-old man has committed suicide by shooting himself in the head during a gun safety class at a shooting range. Brian J. Parry used a pistol to kill himself in front of more than a dozen people including children on Sunday at West Coast Armory in Bellevue, Washington. Bellevue police are investigating the man's death, which was ruled a suicide by the King County Medical Examiner's Office earlier this week.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293859/Brian-Parry-suicide-Man-50-commits-suicide-shooting-head-shocked-firearm-safety-class-gun-range.html

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Indiana man with 47 guns arrested after threatening to 'shoot up elementary school' said he would 'stab his wife with a screwdriver and kill her children and grandchildren'

The Indiana man who was arrested for threatening to 'go on a rampage' at a local school and was found to have 47 guns in his home entered a not guilty plea in court today. The wife of Von Meyer, 60, called police after he said he would stab her with a screwdriver, kill her children and grandchildren, and launch a shooting spree at the school where she works as part of the cafeteria staff. Meyer's threats on Friday came just hours before a 20-year-old man opened fire at Sandy Hook Elementary School halfway across the country in Connecticut.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250361/Von-Meyer-Indiana-man-47-guns-arrested-threatening-shoot-school-said-stab-wife-screwdriver-gouge-eyes-out.html

Monday, October 29, 2012

Man loses leg after crucifix he prayed before to cure wife's cancer falls on him... and now he's suing the church for $3MILLION

A cruel twist of fate cost David Jimenez his leg when the crucifix he prayed to every day when his wife was fighting cancer toppled over and crushed him. Mr Jimenez stopped every day to pray to the statue of Jesus on the cross outside Church of St Patrick in Newburgh, New York. When his wife, Delia, recovered from the cancer, the 45-year-old father of two offered to clean the crucifix as an act of faith and a goodwill gesture.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2224581/David-Jimenez-loses-leg-crucifix-prayed-cure-wifes-cancer-falls-him.html

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Pregnant Swedish base jumper dies in last jump before retiring as parachute fails to open

A female base jumper died in what she had said was going to be her final jump before retiring. Wioletta Roslan had pledged to give up the high-risk sport after falling pregnant, but decided to make one last jump which ended in tragedy. The 37-year-old Swede was four months pregnant when she died after her parachute failed to open during a base jump near Stechelberg in Switzerland.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204014/Pregnant-Swedish-base-jumper-Wioletta-Roslan-dies-jump-retiring-parachute-fails-open.html

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Rapper tweets YOLO (You Only Live Once)... before dying in horror 'drink-drive' crash

Sometimes it's good to see stupidity is painfull or in this case fatal... fucking moron.

A promising young rapper used his Twitter account to boast about speeding and drink driving - even tweeting 'YOLO' (the acronym for You Only Live Once) - moments before the car hit a wall in Ontario, Canada, killing everyone inside. Ervin McKinness, 21, was one of five men all in their early twenties killed in the suburban crash just after 1am over Labor Day weekend. A Twitter account linked to the Southern California rapper, known as 'Inkyy' and 'Jew'elz', contained a tweet at 1.19am on September 2 that read: 'Drunk af going 120 drifting corners #F***It. YOLO.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202399/Ervin-McKinness-Rapper-Inkyy-Jewelz-tweets-YOLO-moments-dying-fiery-DUI-crash.html

Friday, August 17, 2012

College student, 23, who devoted her life to saving animals is mauled to death by dogs she rescued

A 23-year-old woman who devoted her life to saving animals was mauled to death by dogs she had lovingly rescued. Rebecca Carey, of Decatur, Georgia, worked in an animal clinic and had been taking in abandoned animals for 10 years. But, in a tragic turn of fate, the college student was savagely killed by at least one of her dogs in her own home sometime over the weekend.

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'There was a lot of blood,' Cira told wsbtv.com. 'And when first got there, it looked like she had fallen and hit her head.' Police initially thought they were dealing with a homicide but the DeKalb County medical examiner ruled Carey's death the result of dog bites. DeKalb County police spokeswoman Mekka Parish says all of the dogs were euthanized on Wednesday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189798/Rebecca-Carey-College-student-23-devoted-life-saving-animals-mauled-death-dogs-rescued.html

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Woman hearse driver dies taking body to funeral

In an odd and ironic turn of events Beverly Hills police say a hearse driver who was found dead with a body in the vehicle died while taking the casket to a funeral. The body was discovered inside the hearse at round 3 p.m. where it was parked on the side of the road near the Beverly Hills Hotel on Crescent Drive, near to Sunset Boulevard. A passerby reported the body of a woman slumped behind the steering wheel and upon investigation police have found no evidence of foul play and suspect the death was due to natural causes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188246/Beverly-Hills-death-Woman-hearse-driver-dies-taking-body-funeral.html

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Man texts 'I need to quit texting' then drives off bridge

A man who texted while driving "I need to quit texting because I could die in a car accident" nearly died in a car accident when his truck plunged off a bridge and into a ravine. Chance Bothe, 21, got a second chance at life — but only after extensive surgery and more than six months of rehabilitation at a hospital in Houston, Texas. The college student was driving his pickup and messaging a friend on Jan. 24, KHOU News reports. After the text admonishing himself for texting, he wrote "b right there." Then his truck veered off a bridge and plummeted 35 feet. Bothe suffered traumatic brain injuries, a broken neck, a punctured lung, compound leg fractures, a fractured skull, sternum and rib fractures, and a fractured face that required reconstructive surgery, according to the report. Doctors had to bring him back to life three times. Now he's preaching the gospel of safe driving.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/03/man-texts-i-need-to-quit-texting-then-drives-off-bridge

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Paedophile stabbed neighbour to death for exposing him as 'a Gary Glitter' before dying hours later from heart attack

A paedophile stabbed his neighbour to death for threatening to expose him as 'a Gary Glitter', then went home and suffered a fatal heart attack, an inquest heard today. Both men’s bodies lay undiscovered in Braintree, Essex, for 10 days. Lorry driver Richard Wight, 55, was found stabbed to death at his house in Eagle Lane, Braintree on January 15 this year. Before his death, Mr Wight told his brother he had discovered child porn on his neighbour Alan Taylor’s computer. Detectives believe Mr Wight had stuck a note on Mr Taylor’s window describing him as Gary Glitter - a reference to the musician's conviction for child sex offences. It is thought former charity worker Mr Taylor, 59, attacked Mr Wight in his garden on January 5, smashing a glass bottle over his head and stabbing him in the neck and chest with an eight-inch hunting knife. Police believe Mr Taylor then went home, deleted 37 child porn files from his computer, and suffered a fatal heart attack.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2182218/Richard-Wight-murder-Paedophile-stabbed-neighbour-death-exposing-Gary-Glitter.html

Friday, July 27, 2012

Man sought in boy's killing is impaled, dies

DELANO, Calif. -- A man wanted in the beating death of a 2-year-old Kern County boy has been killed in a gruesome accident, authorities said Monday. Delano police made the revelation after the mother of Juan Felix, Noemi Mendoza, 23, was sentenced to six years in prison after pleading no contest to willful cruelty to a child, The Bakersfield Californian reported. Juan died after being taken to a hospital in January 2011 by the mother's live-in boyfriend, Cesar Osuna. An autopsy performed on the boy showed that he died from blunt force trauma. He suffered multiple rib fractures, tearing of abdominal membranes and a skull fracture, according to Delano police reports filed in court. Mendoza was charged for leaving her child in the custody of someone considered dangerous, said Kern County prosecutor Arthur Norris. There were indications the boy had been abused on other occasions, Norris said. After Juan's death, Osuna fled to Mexico, where he worked in construction. While on the job, he touched a live wire, fell and was impaled on a fence, said Delano police Cmdr. Lynn Venables.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/07/24/20120724california-man-sought-boys-killing-impaled-dies.html